At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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