Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
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her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
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All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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