I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
we're making bets on your personal life
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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