I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
