it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
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Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
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It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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