So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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