quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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