Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
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Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
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I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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