he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
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THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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