walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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