one two three fourrrrnication!
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
i need some magic done to my vagina
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Randomize
