ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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