you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
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we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
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Another day, another engagement, another cat
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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