i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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