quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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