Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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