Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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