What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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