dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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