I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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