wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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