absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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