I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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