i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
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I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
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and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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