So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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