I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
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He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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