why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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