Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
vagina is talking i cant
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My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
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you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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