tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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