Who did Billy Mays play for?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
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Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
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I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
At least life still wants to fuck me.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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