We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
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Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
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I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
My life is pants optional.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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