There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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