i just made my gag reflex go away.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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