Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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