She bit a glass in half.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
And then my night got REAL pukey
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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