Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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