your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
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He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
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It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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