no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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