it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
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Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
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Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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