no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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