loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
You need Xanax blowdarts
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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