You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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