Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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