so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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