As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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