Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
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I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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