Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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