We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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