then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
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Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
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who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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