that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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