Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Randomize
