if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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