Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
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I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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