I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
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All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
