Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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