S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
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i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
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Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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