Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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