kristin has been a bad kristin
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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