My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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