is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.