it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
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so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.