He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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